So basically the Once-ler chat room is beautiful place, where we formulated head-canons for Oncie, should he play Sburb.
Photo credit to once-lorgy on tumblr
Your name is THE ONCE-LER. You have a passion for INVENTING GADGETS, and your life's goal is to MAKE IT BIG. However your family never cease to remind you that YOU ARE A FOOL and should just go get a job at store or something. It tends to depress you a bit, but you never let yourself take it to heart too much. Anyway, you have a variety of INTERESTS, and SKILLS that your family considers useless. You enjoy KNITTING, PLAYING THE GUITAR, SEWING, DRAWING and sometimes COOKING. Your best friend is MULE named MELVIN, and when you were younger, you both went out and had ADVENTURES together. According the ANONYMOUS NARRATOR, you also enjoy BEING A PIMP and MAKING FISH OBESE.
. . .wait,
what?
Typing quirk: You tEnd to capItalIze all letter$ that make up thE woRd "BIGGERING", aNd you al$so $ub$titute $ for "s". ANd whEN you'rE REally excited, you tENd to u$E a LOT of ExclamatioN mark$!!!!
Title: Thief of Life, Prince of Greed, God of Sex
Strife Specibus: Needlekind, Axekind, Guitarkind (suggested by Dott!)
Sylladex: Wagonkind - Basically, everything is thrown into a pile. But some of it is decently organized.
Land: Land of Stumps and Shlop, Land of Smog and Stumps, Land of Trees and Twilight
Consorts: Humming Fish
Denizen: The Lorax
Grimdark: In an alternate timeline, Oncie goes grimdark, dons his Truffula Terror Suit (a.k.a; the Green Suit of Sex) and then destroys all of the trees in his land. Once he hits a dead-end in his plan and all, he somehow goes back in time to the Alpha timeline, and meets up with his innocent Alpha self.
And then hot Oncest. Dreaming: He's a Derse dreamer.
More information to come! c: